I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
