is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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