whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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