she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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