then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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