i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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