doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just forgot I was standing up.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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