hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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