There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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