Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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