i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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