I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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