Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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