i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
