I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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