he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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