im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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