Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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