I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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