i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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