If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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