My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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