lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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