I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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