soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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