My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
