erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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