oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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