Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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