just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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