I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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