Man, jail baloney is awful.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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