he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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