I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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