we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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