By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i dont even know how to be here
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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