do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i came on her dog
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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