am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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