So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I enjoy the company of your penis
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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