the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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