Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My dick has a subreddit
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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