Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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