I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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