he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Randomize
