ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Randomize
