Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I don't deserve a penis
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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