Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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