i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My cat gives me a boner
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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