You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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