The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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