READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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