I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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