he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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