we're blogging at a bar
My friends, they love my intelligence
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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