I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Do I have a choice?
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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